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TOP TEN! Stupid, Sick, or Dirty Pick-Up Lines
10. Hey baby nice dumper.
9. Are those space pants? Cause that ass is out of this world.
8. Why don't we play TWINKY you lay on your back and I'll fill ya with my creamy filling.
7. You wanna go for pizza and a fuck? What you don't like pizza?
6. Wanna beary your head between my legs and eat your way to my heart?
5. Would you like to be the holster for my love gun?
4. Damn! your so hot you could melt snow from across the street.
3. Baby. Your hotter than my pits after gym class! (Thanx Abby)
2. Did it hurt?.. When you fell from heaven. Did it hurt?
1. What's a nice girl like you doin' with all your clothes still on?
If anyone got any better list ideas or stuff for the lists send me them I'll put them up.