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Give me time I'm workin' on it. |
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* Please send me any ideas for the lists, Thanks* |
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TOP TEN! Stupid, Sick, or Dirty Pick-Up Lines |
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10. Hey baby nice dumper. |
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9. Are those space pants? Cause that ass is out of this world. |
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8. Why don't we play TWINKY you lay on your back and I'll fill ya with my creamy filling. |
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7. You wanna go for pizza and a fuck? What you don't like pizza? |
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6. Wanna beary your head between my legs and eat your way to my heart? |
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5. Would you like to be the holster for my love gun? |
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4. Damn! your so hot you could melt snow from across the street. |
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3. Baby. Your hotter than my pits after gym class! (Thanx Abby) |
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2. Did it hurt?.. When you fell from heaven. Did it hurt? |
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1. What's a nice girl like you doin' with all your clothes still on? |
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If anyone got any better list ideas or stuff for the lists send me them I'll put them up. |